May 21, 2004

stupid jokes

I just came across this joke. It's so bad, and yet so good. My favorite pair of bad jokes are knock-knock jokes:
*Knock, knock.* Who's there? *Interrupting cow.* Interruptin-- *Moo.* *Knock knock.* Who's there? *Greek interrupting cow.* Greek interrup--- *Mu.*
Post more bad jokes in the comments, if you've got some.

Posted by Dennis on May 21, 2004 1:22 PM |

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  1. cough cough

    no comment.

    Comment by Nesta at 23:14 (Central), May 21, 2004

  2. oh man don't get me started.

    Q: what do you get when you cross a vampire with a turtle?

    A: a verrrrry slow vampire

    Comment by amar at 18:47 (Central), May 25, 2004

  3. Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
    A: Say something

    Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
    A: Wait 10 seconds

    If you love a Redhead, set her free.....if she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.

    Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
    A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.

    Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
    A: Normal

    Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
    A: A redhead!

    Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
    A: There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.

    Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
    A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.

    Comment by jennifer at 14:55 (Central), June 8, 2004

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