stupid jokes
I just came across this joke. It's so bad, and yet so good.
My favorite pair of bad jokes are knock-knock jokes:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interruptin-- Moo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Greek interrupting cow.
Greek interrup--- Mu.
Post more bad jokes in the comments, if you've got some.
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oh man don't get me started.
Q: what do you get when you cross a vampire with a turtle?
A: a verrrrry slow vampire
Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something
Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds
If you love a Redhead, set her free.....if she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.
Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.
Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A redhead!
Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A: There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.
Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.
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